Mr. Falcon

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  ROWWWRRRRR.............it's Jehovasaurus Rex!

  by Mr. Falcon in

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  let's visit the falcon residence for a dinner-time discussion, shall we?.

  mf: mom, why is there such a large variety of animals?.

  mom: because jehovah wanted us to enjoy all the different species.. mf: but why was there such a vast and diverse variety of dinosaurs if they were never meant to co-exist with humans?.

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  oh dear lord. I got to get out of this cult. I swear if you proved to these people that 2 + 2 = 4, they still wouldn't believe you.

  Is their stance on carbon dating still the same as it was in the early 90's?
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  ROWWWRRRRR.............it's Jehovasaurus Rex!

  by Mr. Falcon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  let's visit the falcon residence for a dinner-time discussion, shall we?.

  mf: mom, why is there such a large variety of animals?.

  mom: because jehovah wanted us to enjoy all the different species.. mf: but why was there such a vast and diverse variety of dinosaurs if they were never meant to co-exist with humans?.

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  ummmm... somebody help me out on this....

  I just read through a 1990 Awake article (sorry my browser won't let me paste for some reason) about dinosaurs. And it hints that Noah's Flood destroyed the dinosaurs. But it says that Noah's Flood happened only 4,300 years ago. But dinosaur remains are slightly older than that.

  help me.
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  Just wondering ....

  by talesin in

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  there are many new posters here, and i'm very interested to learn why you chose your screen names.. .

  one book i read, the mists of avalon, was very important to me.

  among the main characters was merlin, who in the book, was called "taliesen".

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  Mr. Falcon

  I chose mine to exemplify my sexiness.
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  To all those with Star Trek avatars/names...

  by Mr. Falcon in

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  how awesome is this????.

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  featuring such hits as "sokath, his eyes uncovered" and "shaka, when the walls fell".

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  Mr. Falcon

  How awesome is this????

  

  FEATURING SUCH HITS AS "SOKATH, HIS EYES UNCOVERED" AND "SHAKA, WHEN THE WALLS FELL"
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  Witness to all the Nations - Re: More stupidity and flunky WT activities.....assisting other congregations with their territories.

  by foster in

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  this good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations; and then the end will come.

  " (matthew 24:14) today, that prophecy is in the course of fulfillment on an unprecedented scale.

  true, untouched territories still exist, and it may be that in jehovahs due time, a large door leading to greater activity will open.

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  Good point, Foster. It's sort of like all those stupid "proclamation" or "resolutions" they occasionally announce at the Conventions. Like it's going to be some big front page article in Time magazine or something. In reality, 99% of the population see JWs as nothing more than an oddity, if they notice them at all.

  Just another crazy Christian faction preaching Doomsday.
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  ROWWWRRRRR.............it's Jehovasaurus Rex!

  by Mr. Falcon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  let's visit the falcon residence for a dinner-time discussion, shall we?.

  mf: mom, why is there such a large variety of animals?.

  mom: because jehovah wanted us to enjoy all the different species.. mf: but why was there such a vast and diverse variety of dinosaurs if they were never meant to co-exist with humans?.

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  that african dinosaur did too much of a good job there... no leaves left.

  hahahahahaahahahaha

  (on a side note, I always liked how despite the variety of different cultures in Northern Africa, they just put one black dude and a dinosaur. Those ignorant racists might as well just wrote "here be monsters and negroes" in parenthesis below "AFRICA")
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  ROWWWRRRRR.............it's Jehovasaurus Rex!

  by Mr. Falcon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  let's visit the falcon residence for a dinner-time discussion, shall we?.

  mf: mom, why is there such a large variety of animals?.

  mom: because jehovah wanted us to enjoy all the different species.. mf: but why was there such a vast and diverse variety of dinosaurs if they were never meant to co-exist with humans?.

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  zoiks - haha I will be sure to thank you in my award speech. But mostly I'd like to thank the fictional writing committee at Bethel for instilling such ridiculous ideas in the minds of their drones.

  unshackled - I reckon that African landscaping dinosaur probably charges more for lawncare up in Europe and Greece, why with the cost of travel and all.
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  I was just told .....

  by FollowedMyHeart in

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  not to go to my sister's high school graduation.

  it's for home-schooled kids and will be at the la quinta.

  so there aren't going to be many people there.

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  damn. sorry.
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  ROWWWRRRRR.............it's Jehovasaurus Rex!

  by Mr. Falcon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  let's visit the falcon residence for a dinner-time discussion, shall we?.

  mf: mom, why is there such a large variety of animals?.

  mom: because jehovah wanted us to enjoy all the different species.. mf: but why was there such a vast and diverse variety of dinosaurs if they were never meant to co-exist with humans?.

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  Mr. Falcon

  i just wondered where mr. falcon is hiding the other day, now everything becomes clearer.

  J. Hofer - did you recieve "new light" concerning Mr. Falcon?

  tec - how dare you bring logic into this thread! God's Landscape Service is a way more believable theory!

  undercover - well spoken. I've always wondered why they haven't discovered a dinosaur equipped with a leaf-blower. Blowers are a must on any landscape crew.

  

  Leafblowasaurus was the most common leaf-blowing dinosaur found on Pangaea.
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  ROWWWRRRRR.............it's Jehovasaurus Rex!

  by Mr. Falcon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  let's visit the falcon residence for a dinner-time discussion, shall we?.

  mf: mom, why is there such a large variety of animals?.

  mom: because jehovah wanted us to enjoy all the different species.. mf: but why was there such a vast and diverse variety of dinosaurs if they were never meant to co-exist with humans?.

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  It was to eat all the extra vegitation.

  White Dove - So, you're saying that on the 9th creative day God stepped back and looked at the earth and thought to himself, "Whoa, went alittle overboard with the landscaping, huh?"

  Morbidz - what up, baby girl? hahaha "pack it down". What about the soft desert sand? Guess the dinos screwed up and missed a few spots. Typical shoddy Jurassic work. Triassic craftsmanship was just so much better.

  "God created the dinosaurs so that we could have museums."

  cyberjesus - haha I'm going to make a poster of that and give you the royalties. Well done.